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The piano goes something like this
---7---(b9)- | 
---8---8-- | 
--(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9) | 
-(b9)--(b9)--- | 
-7---7---- | 
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E5  A5

E5                       A5
You never move in trendy circles
You don't have a social life
You never seek sophisticattion
You're under qualified
   G5             A5
You never heard debussy
       E5          A5
You never had the time
    A#5                         C5
But everything that you do is wonderful

D5                 C5         A#5      F5
You're cheap as the perfume that you wear
You're cheap as the bottled sunshine in your hair
You're cheap as americana and you see
D5                      C5
You're cheap as your sunbed suntan
G5        A5
cheap as me

E5                      A5
You don't know any famous people
Your life is never televised
You never had a decent teacher
You never studied genocide
 G5                  A5
You never read de beauvoir
         E5        A#5
You never had the time
    A#5                           C5
But everything that you say is wonderful

You're cheap as the perfume that you wear
You're cheap as the airbrushed women cheap as air
You're cheap as americana and you see
You're cheap as your bottled suntan
Cheap as cheap as me

A#5 C5                    G5
Shine onward with your life
A#5  C5   G#5 G5 C5
Shine

You're cheap as the perfume that you wear
You're cheap as the bottled sunshine in your hair
You're cheap as americana and you see
You're cheap as your sunbed suntan
Cheap as me

( D5 C5 A#5 F5 )
Cheap as me
You're cheap as me
Cheap as me
You're cheap as me
G5        A5
Cheap as me

As intro
You never seek sophistication
You don't have a social life
You never read prozac nation
You never had the time