Standard Tuning Chords Tuning E5 A5 D5 G5 B5 E5 E 2 2 D 5 7 7 C# 4 6 6 B 2 4 4 F# 2 4 4 G 3 4 4 A 5 7 7 B5 F#5 G5 A5 All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was B5 F#5 G5 A5 All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was B5 F#5 G5 A5 All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was B5 F#5 G5 A5 All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was D5 C#5 B5 A5 This stupid sweater D5 C#5 (drums) This stupid... Verse one (On B stroke once fast down, up, down and then mute strings with left hand and stroke a fast downward stroke with right hand, duh what?) B5 Every year Christmas comes and goes B5 Shedding tears where no one even knows B5 Its so hard to good when you are poor B5 I don't need a lot, just a little more B5 F#5 G5 A5 All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was B5 F#5 G5 A5 All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was B5 F#5 G5 A5 All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was B5 F#5 G5 A5 All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was D5 C#5 B5 A5 This stupid sweater D5 C#5 (drums) This stupid... Verse two B5 Look around everybody's got the goods B5 I feel cheated and misunderstood B5 Santa's gone and messed up once again B5 I've been good, but I've still got nothin B5 F#5 G5 A5 All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was B5 F#5 G5 A5 All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was B5 F#5 G5 A5 All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was B5 F#5 G5 A5 All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was D5 C#5 B5 A5 This stupid sweater D5 C#5 B5 A5 This stupid sweater D5 C#5 B5 E5 F#5 G5 F#5 E5 This stupid... B5 E5 F#5 G5 F#5 E5 (Drums only) I don't want your socks or shirts or ties All I want is four wheels so I can ride (now do that muted thing like above excepte without the B) You can stick that sweater up your ass Every time seems to be worst that the last B5 F#5 G5 A5 All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was B5 F#5 G5 A5 All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was B5 F#5 G5 A5 All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was B5 F#5 G5 A5 All I wanted was a skateboard but all I got was D5 C#5 B5 A5 This stupid sweater D5 C#5 B5 E5 F#5 G5 F#5 E5 This stupid... D5 C#5 B5 A5 This stupid sweater D5 C#5 B5 E5 F#5 G5 F#5 E5 This stupid... B5 E5 F#5 G5 F#5 E5 B5 E5 F#5 G5 F#5 E5 B5 E5 F#5 G5 F#5 E5 Yeah!!