G I have been trying Am D G To write a haiku for you Am D Some things I just can?t do G Am Maybe you?re beyond D G Ancient asian poetry Am D Or maybe it?s just me G I have been trying Am D Em A To get this haiku just right all night Em A D For you; alright I?m through G Maybe this poem Am D G Was lost in the sauce we spilled Am D That never got refilled G I?ve never thought much Am D G Of formulaic verse anyway Am D And rhymes are not my forte G I have been trying Am D Em A To get this haiku just right all night Em A D For you; alright I?m through CHORUS: F Dm G C I?m trying not to try too hard F G C But you?re hard to write down right F Dm G C So I pen these tried attempts F G Am D At haikus for you tonight SOLO: G Am D (x2) G Lah dah dee diddum Am D G Lah dah dee doom doo ditto Am D Dum doo lah dee doh G (N.C.) There, that?s sufficient Am D Em I wrote a haiku for you A Em Well I tried at least, and that?s not so bad A D I?m working here; can that be said for you CHORUS: F Dm G C I?m trying not to try too hard F G C But you?re hard to write down right F Dm G C So I pen these tried attempts F G Am D At haikus for you tonight F Dm G C Words don?t work like Webster says F G C They trip me up all night F Dm G C I?m just trying to write for you F G C But you?re hard to write down right Tabbed by slampo.