Tabbed by: Ben-G-Man 

Tuning:Standard

Credit goes in part to Leebob and Bonghead as that's what this tab is based
off! Just made a few changes after seeing Kyle Gass and John Konesky of 
Tenacious D's instructional video on youtube (I recommend any 'D fans check 
out their channel! It's called Guitarings!) So the rest of the credit goes to
those amazing guys for sharing their music ;)


If you watch KG and Kones' youtube video on Jesus Ranch you'll understand 
these chords a bit better, basically you're playing each of these chords the 
standard way twice and then the third time there'll be a hammer on or pull 
off; in the case of the F# you play once and then just remove your 'barre 
finger' and "let the mystical notes ring"!


You can just play the base notes for the first two strums, i.e. 5th string or
5th/4th together etc. (Which I think is what KG does) but I prefer to just 
play the full chords; whatever sounds best for you =)


  B5          A5        E5           F#5
 | -2-2--2------0-0--0------0-0--0------2--0------ | 
 | -3-3--2h3----3-3--3p2----0-0--0------2--0------ | 
 | -4-4--4------2-2--2------1-1--0h1----3--3------ | 
 | -4-4--4------2-2--2------2-2--2------4--4------ | 
 | -2-2--2------0-0--0------2-2--2------4--4------ | 
 | -------------------------0-0-0-------2--0------ | 


B5     A5      E5      F#5    B5      A5    E5     F#5
    It was a big day on Jesus Ranch.  Jesus Ranch
B5            A5          E5     F#5             B5   A5    E5    F#5
  He was harvesting a big tomato,  it was in the sand,  all right
D5                               A5       E5
  I?m takin a walk in the woods,  and it's nice outside
B5
  Smells of shit  Liggagwing gigigigigillgo
A5                  E5           F#5
 I come upon a silver striped mushroom and I
B5      A5    E5        F#5
 Flalalalalylaiii  And I fly fly
B5     A5      E5      F#5    B5     A5   E5     F#5
    It was a big day on Jesus Ranch   Jesus Ranch    Jesus
B5          A5                E5
  I fell in love with a baked potato
F#5                         B5         A5      E5
  That?s when i started to dance yeah   in France
D5                                   A5      E5
I'm takin a walk in the woods  Fuck yeah It?s nice very, very
B5
nice. Smells of shit  Liggagwing gigigigigillgo
A5                     E5           F#5
I come upon a silver, striped mushroom   and I
B5      A5    E5        F#5
 Flalalalalylaiii  And I fly fly
B5      A5    E5        F#5
 Flalalalalylaiii  And I fly I?m
B5
Gooooooooooooooone

 B5           A5                 E5                 F#5
 | -7-10-10-10-10-7-10^-7---7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-7-10-7---12^--10- | 
 | -------------------------------------------------------------- | 
 | -------------------------------------------------------------- | 
 | -------------------------------------------------------------- | 
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B5             A5    E5                  F#5         B5
Ah fricka dooo gadooo  Ricka dicka deudoo     raregadong
A5         E5      F#5
    Geegone agagon     yeah



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 |  /   slide up
 |  \   slide down
 |  h   hammer-on
 |  p   pull-off
 |  ~   vibrato
 |  +   harmonic
 |  x   Mute note
 |  b   Bend
 |  pb  Pre-bend
 |  br  Bend release
 |  pbr Pre-bend release
 |  brb Bend release bend

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