Chorus 1:
(n/c)         Am*
 Cos it's the pick,
            G
Of destiny, child,
    F
You know it will be rocking,
         G
Cos it's fucking insane.


             Am*              G
Cos it's the pick of destiny,
     F
More precious than a diamond,
     G
On a platinum chain.

Verse 1:
Am*
 In Fair's Beach,
                           G
There was a man named Kage,
F
 When he was busking,
   G
He was all of the rage.


Am*
 He met Jables,
                        G
And he taught him well.
F
 All the techniques,
             G
That were de-veloped in hell.


Am*
 Cock pushups,
                     G
And the power slide,
F
 Geek simulation,
            G
Now there's nowhere to hide.


Am*
 They formed a band,
                        G
They named Tenacious D,
F
 And then they got,
            G
The pick of destiny.

Chorus 2:
             Am*
Cos it's the pick,
            G
Of destiny, child,
    F
You know it will be rocking,
         G
Cos it's fucking insane.


             Am*
Cos it's the pick,
            G
Of destiny, child,
     F
Our tasty grooves are better,
       G
Than a chicken charlemagne.

Bridge 1:
    F
Cos he who is sleezy,
   G
Is easy to please-y,
    F
And she who is juicy,
     G
Must be Lucy Goose-y
    F
And he who is groovy,
     G
Will be in my movie,

So come on:

Interlude:
Am  G  F  Am , E7
Break:
    Dm
The wizard and the demon,

Had a Battle Royale,
    Am
The demon almost killed him ,

With an evil ka-pow.
    C
But then he broke his tooth,
             G                (n/c)
And thus the demon said 'ow'!

Chorus 3:
             Am*
Cos it's the pick,
            G
Of destiny, child,
    F
You know it will be rocking,
         G
Cos it's fucking insane.


             Am*
Cos it's the pick,
            G
Of destiny, child,
     F
You know our boogie's better,
       G
Than-a Citizen Caine.

Bridge 2:
    F
Cos he who's a geezer,
     G
Must live in my freezer,

And she who is Starky,

Is full of malarky,
    F
And he who is groovy,
     G
Will be in my movie,

So come on:

Solo:
Am*, G  F  G (x2)
Bridge 3:
    F
Cos if you're a diva.
     G
Then go to Geneva,
    F
And if you're a croney,
     G
Then suck on my boney,
    F
And if you are groovy,
     G
Then get in my movie,

It's called:

Outro:
    Am   G  F   E7 Am
The pick of des-ti-ny,
    Dm   Am F   E7 Am
The pick of des-ti-ny.