Intro: G D Am F C Am D G I'll have a shower Em And then phone my brother up G Within the hour C I'll smash another cup D Please don't start saying that Am Or I'll start believing you F# If I start believing you B D I'll know that this party fears two E G And what if this party fears two? E G The alcohol loves you while turning you blue B C View it from here B C From closer to near G Awake me D Am F C Am D G Don't turn around Em I won't have to look at you G And what's not found C Is all that I see in you D My manners are failing me Am I'm left feeling ugly F# And you say it's wonderful B D To live with I never will E G So what if this party fears two? E G The alcohol loves you while turning you blue B C View it from here B C From closer to near G Awake me D Am F C Am D G I'm standing still Em And you say I dress too well G Still standing still C I might but it's hard to tell D Even a slight remark Am Makes nonsense and turns to shark F# Have I done something wrong? B G What's wrong's the wrong that's always in wrong D Am F C Am D G I'll have a shower Em And then phone my brother up G Within the hour C I'll smash another cup