Intro: G5 D5 A5 F5 C5 A5 D5 G5 I'll have a shower E5 And then phone my brother up G5 Within the hour C5 I'll smash another cup D5 Please don't start saying that A5 Or I'll start believing you F#5 If I start believing you B5 D5 I'll know that this party fears two E5 G5 And what if this party fears two? E5 G5 The alcohol loves you while turning you blue B5 C5 View it from here B5 C5 From closer to near G5 Awake me D5 A5 F5 C5 A5 D5 G5 Don't turn around E5 I won't have to look at you G5 And what's not found C5 Is all that I see in you D5 My manners are failing me A5 I'm left feeling ugly F#5 And you say it's wonderful B5 D5 To live with I never will E5 G5 So what if this party fears two? E5 G5 The alcohol loves you while turning you blue B5 C5 View it from here B5 C5 From closer to near G5 Awake me D5 A5 F5 C5 A5 D5 G5 I'm standing still E5 And you say I dress too well G5 Still standing still C5 I might but it's hard to tell D5 Even a slight remark A5 Makes nonsense and turns to shark F#5 Have I done something wrong? B5 G5 What's wrong's the wrong that's always in wrong D5 A5 F5 C5 A5 D5 G5 I'll have a shower E5 And then phone my brother up G5 Within the hour C5 I'll smash another cup