chords by m.c. brown shoes intro: Bm F# Bm F# That boy needs therapy, Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy Bm F# Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch Bm What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut! F# Bm What does that maen? That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you F# That boy needs therapy, Ranakazoo, let's have a tune Bm F# Now when I count three, That (scratch) boy needs therapy Bm F# (scratch) He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth chorus: Bm F# ------2-3-2---------------2-3-2--| ---------------------------------| ---------------------------------| ---------------------------------| --2------------------------------| ----------------------2----------| 'Avalanches above, business continues below..' Bb Did I ever tell you a story about cowboys and midgets and the Indians and Ab Front Frontier Psychiatrist, I feel, I feel, I feel strangely hypnotised Bb (scratch) I was in another world, a world of 20, 20,000 girls Ab and Milk! and rectangles, to an optometrist! a man with a golden gun eyeball Bb and tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin! promise my girlfriend with the violin... -----------------7--(b9)7-5--7-5-| --(b9)-(b9)(b9)10-(b9)6----------------| -------------------------------| -------------------------------| -------------------------------| -------------------------------| Bm F# That boy needs therapy, Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy Bm F# Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch Bm What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut! F# Bm What does that mean? That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you F# That boy needs therapy, Ranakazoo, let's have a tune Bm F# Now when I count three, That (scratch) boy needs therapy Bm F# (scratch) He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth chorus: Bm F# ------2-3-2---------------2-3-2--| ---------------------------------| ---------------------------------| ---------------------------------| --2------------------------------| ----------------------2----------| 'Frontier psychiatrist!' Bb Can you think of anything that talks... other than a person? Ab Um (scratch) a bird? Yeah! Bird scratch solo #1: Bb Ab Sometimes a parrot talks! Bird scratch solo #2: Bm F# 'Yes, some birds are funny when they talk.' 'Can you think of anything else?' 'Um... a record?' --4-----2-----0--------2-----0-------------| ----5-----4-----2--------4-----2----4------| ------6-----4-----2--------4-----2----4----| ----------------------------------------4--| -------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------------| --2h4-5--5h7-(b9)-12h14-16---2h4-5--5h7-(b9)-12h14-16--12h14-16-| ------------------------------------------------------------| ------------------------------------------------------------| ------------------------------------------------------------| ------------------------------------------------------------| ------------------------------------------------------------|