Tom: A5

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THEY OFFERED ME THE OFFICE, OFFERED ME THE SHOP 
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THEY SAID I'D BETTER TAKE ANYTHING THEY?D GOT
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DO YOU WANNA MAKE TEA AT THE BBC?
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DO YOU WANNA BE, DO YOU REALLY WANNA BE A COP?
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CAREER OPPORTUNITIES ARE THE ONES THAT NEVER KNOCK
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EVERY JOB THEY OFFER YOU IS TO KEEP YOU OUT THE DOCK
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CAREER OPPORTUNITIES, THE ONES THAT NEVER KNOCK

I HATE THE ARMY AN' I HATE THE RAF

I DON'T WANNA GO FIGHTING IN THE TROPICAL HEAT"

I HATE THE CIVIL SERVICE RULES

AND I WON?T OPEN LETTER BOMBS FOR YOU
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    BUS DRIVER....AMBULANCE MAN....TICKET INSPECTOR

THEY?RE GONNA HAVE TO INTRODUCE CONSCRIPTION; 

THEY?RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE AWAY MY PRESCRIPTION 

IF THEY WANNA GET SEE MAKING TOYS

IF THEY WANNA GET ME, WELL, I GOT NO CHOICE
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CAREERS  AIN?T NEVER GONNA KNOCK
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CAREERS  AIN?T NEVER GONNA KNOCK
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CAREERS  AIN?T NEVER GONNA KNOCK