Tom: A5

A5           D5              E5        A5
BACK IN THE GARAGE WITH MY BULLSHIT DETECTOR 
A5         D5            E5              A5
CARBON MONOXIDE MAKING SURE IT'S EFFECTIVE
D5               A5     B5            A5
PEOPLE RINGING UP MAKING OFFERS FOR MY LIFE
    D5            A5        B5         A5
BUT I JUST WANNA STAY IN THE GARAGE ALL NIGHT
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WE'RE A GARAGE BAND   AH....
   A5               E5     D5  C#5 B5   D5 C#5 E5
WE COME FROM GARAGELAND  AH...

MEANWHILE THINGS ARE HOTTING UP IN THE WEST END

      ALRIGHT

CONTRACTS IN THE OFFICES, GROUPS IN THE NIGHT

MY BUMMIN? SLUMMIN? FRIENDS HAVE ALL GOT NEW BOOTS 

AN? SOMEONE JUST ASKED ME IF THE GROUP WOULD

      WEAR SUITS

I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT WHAT THE RICH ARE DOING 

I DON'T WANNA GO TO WHERE THE RICH ARE GOING

THEY THINK THEY?RE SO CLEVER, THEY THINK THEY?RE

      SO RIGHT

BUT THE TRUTH IS ONLY KNOWN BY GUTTERSNIPE:
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THERE?S TWENTY-TWO SINGERS!
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BUT ONE MICROPHONE
E5           D5      A5   A5 B5 A5 B5
BACK IN THE GARAGE
A5                          A5 B5 A5 B5
THERE'S FIVE GUITAR PLAYERS! 
A5             A5 B5 A5 B5   
BUT ONE GUITAR
E5           D5     A5   A5 B5 A5 B5
BACK IN THE GARAGE
A5                     A5 B5 A5 B5
COMPLAINTS! COMPLAINTS! 
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WOT AN OLD BAG
E5           D5
BACK IN THE GARAGE
E5           D5     A5
BACK IN THE GARAGE
ALL NIGHT