Tom: D5 Intro: D5 C5 G5 D5 G5 D5 C5 G5 You bored me with your stories D5 G5 C5 D5 I can't believe that I endured you for as long as I did D5 C5 G5 I'm happy it's over D5 G5 C5 D5 I'm only sorry that I didn't make a move before you C5 D5 G5 And when you go I must remember C5 D5 G5 To send a thank you note to that girl C5 D5 G5 I see she's holding you so tender C5 Well I just wanna say D5 A5 I never really loved you anyway D5 A5 I never really loved you anyway, D5 A5 I never really loved you anyway F5 C5 D5 I'm so glad you're moving away D5 Valentino C5 G5 I don't think so D5 A5 C5 D5 You're watching MTV while I lie dreaming in an empty bed D5 And come to think of it C5 G5 I was misled D5 A5 G5 D5 My flat my food my everything and thoughts inside my head C5 D5 G5 Before you go I must remember C5 D5 G5 To send a thank you note to that girl C5 D5 G5 Does she know you're not a spender? C5 Well I just wanna say D5 A5 I never really loved you anyway D5 A5 I never really loved you anyway, D5 A5 I never really loved you anyway F5 C5 D5 I'm so glad you're moving away