Three chords the whole way through....


E        A       B7 (Bar) A      E    

How come you are always off your head,


E        A       B7 (Bar) A      E    

And yet you still end up in your bed,


E         A           B7 (Bar)   A      E    

With some mint blonde I've never seen before,


E           A                     B7 (Bar)       A       E    

And you get away with kicking her face first out of your front door



You get admiration from all of the lads,
The mothers take a shine to you, thats not the case with the dads,
They have to keep both eyes on you just in case you make a move,
But we all know that you'd never be so daft and that's what makes you so smooth.

So next time that you're out,
Can I stand and watch from the bar?
Just to see if it's true how far,
You will take your good looks, your wit and charm ,
Walk out of this place with sixteen girls on each arm.

You get admiration from all of the lads,
The mothers take a shine to you, thats not the case with the dads,
They have to keep both eyes on you just in case you make a move,
But we all know that you'd never be so daft and that's what makes you so smooth