D5 C5 D5 C5 Take the National Express when your life's in a mess, it will make you smile D5 C5 D5 C5 All human life is here, from the feeble old dear to the screaming child D5 C5 D5 C5 From the student who knows, that to have one of those, would be suicide D5 C5 D5 C5 To the family man, manhandling the pram with paternal pride D5 G5 A5 And everyone sing ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba alright D5 G5 A5 D5 we're going where the air, is free D5 C5 D5 C5 On the National Express there's a jolly hostess, selling crisps and tea D5 C5 D5 C5 She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks, for a sky-high fee D5 C5 D5 C5 Mini skirts were in style when she danced in the aisle, back in sixty three D5 C5 D5 C5 But it's hard to get by, when your arse is the size of a small country D5 G5 A5 And everyone sing ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba alright D5 G5 A5 D5 we're going where the air, is free Tomorrow belongs to me.. When you're sad and feeling blue, with nothing better to do, just don't sit there feeling stressed, take a trip on the National Express.. On the National Express.. ENJOY Y'ALL :)