Capo 2 Intro-ish F C D C G C You used to always say F Two in a row's enough stop your crying C Two in a row, tell me what do you know F It's two in a row; it's no settling though C I always get my way F You can never win so why are you trying F6 Spending all your time on a 1.99 F C D C G C I could wait a thousand tables but I'll never get around to you C Now my head's not right today F Coffee's on my lap and you start your swaying C Put your head to the side and kept sayin' F "I went to the store yesterday. I got nothing!" C I always get my way F F6 We cut you off so don't start to cry when your Order's up and your glass is still dry F C D C G C But my tray is in my hand already why don't you just let things ride F Cause it's the year of the waitress C It's the year of the waitress F It's the year of the waitress C I wish that I could stay F But you cut me off before I could say C That I had so much else left not to stray F But it's all out C I always get my way F F6 Cut you off so don't start to cry when your Order's up and your glass is still dry F C D C G C And my tray is in my hand already never get around to you F Cause it's the year of the waitress C It's the year of the waitress F It's the year of the waitress C I always get my way F You can never win, so why are you trying? F6 Spending all your time on a 1.99 F C F C G C I could wait a thousand tables but I'll never get around to you (x3) F Cause it's the year of the waitress C It's the year of the waitress