Tabbed by: The Valrus


Tuning:    Standard

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(If you absolutely *must* try to play this part on a guitar.)

                                (The chords given are played on an autoharp.)

Verse: [ C5 ]

Biss: [ C5 ] [ F5 ] [ G5 ]

Outro: [N.C.]

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Verse: [ D5 ] [ E5 ] [ B5 ] [ A5   A5  A5  D5  D5  A5  A5 ]

Pre-chorus (I guess that's what you'd call it): [G] [A] [D] [C]

Weird thing after verse: [ G5 G5 G5 G5 G5 G5 C#5 C#5 C#5 C#5 C#5 C#5 ]

Bridge: [ D5 ] [ F5 ] [ G5 ] [ Bb5 ] [ C5 ]

Chords over solo: [ D5 ] [ A5 ] [ D5 ] [ A5 ] [ C5 ]

Outro: [N.C.]

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Verse: [ D5 ] [ B5 ] [ G5 ] [ D5 ]
(Until "You can tell me anything that you want, 'cept I started seeing Jenny")

After that, there's not repetition to the chords, so:

 [ A5 ]
I started seeing Jenny.

[ C5 ]
        My Jenny?
        
[ B5 ]
        And he looked down at the floor.
        
   [ G5 ]                           [ A5 ]      [ D5 ]
You know damn well she ain't your Jenny no more.

          [ D5 ]                        [ A5 ]
And I said Get her on the phone.

                      [ G5 ]                [ F#5 ]
Don't you think it's a little late?

                       [ B5 ]
No I don't think it's a little late.

     [ A5 ]                                [ D5 ]
But I went out the room cause I knew I'd better wait.

[ E5 ]                            [ B5 ]
    So I went down to her dad's bakery and she said
        
[ E5 ]                                  [ B5 ]
    I'm gonna go outside, take a break, smoke a cigarette.
        
   [ A5 ]                    [ E5 ]
I'm still surprised at how mad you get.

[ F#5 ]
Well what'd you expect?

        [ G5 ]                        [ F#5 ]
That you wouldn't try to wreck your little brother's happiness.

          [ D5 ]
And I said Listen to you!

[ G5 ]                        [ D5 ]
        I know what you're trying to do.
        
   [ A5 ]
And what whould that be?

[ Bb5 ]                                           [ A5 ]
    Mess with Michael's head as some kind of revenge back at me.

    [ D5 ]                           [ B5 ]
So I drove up to Springfield in my wife's new car

     [ B5 ]                       [ G5 ]           [ D5 ]
And I went and had a drink at my buddy's old bar.

Outro: [ C5 ]    [ D5 ]    [ A5 ]

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