Intro: G5 C5 G5 G5 A5 D5 G5 C5 A5 G5 E5 A5 D5 G5 G5 Well grab a chair and keep your money C5 G5 Oh you know thereʼs no guarantees G5 Well I've told you once before A5 D5 Big legged? women make me sneeze G5 And Iʼll kick you out the door C5 A5 Oh if you would only lie G5 E5 And theyʼll come crashing though the wall A5 D5 G5 Till the minute that you die G5 Well Pour a drink or three C5 G5 And maybe We can all sleep for a while G5 Well I've told you once before A5 D5 I love your innocent smile G5 Livingʼs much too easy C5 A5 To be dead would be a bore G5 E5 Well you swear that youʼre alive A5 D5 G5 But I've seen your kind before D5 So steal the watch from off my wrist C5 G5 Oh and shake me by the hand G5 We could disappear for days A5 D5 And they wouldnʼt understand G5 Gypsy blood will get you far C5 A5 Though it's far away from me G5 E5 Look me up when you get home C5 G5 And then maybe then we'll see G5 Well Tear a hole in my brown shoes C5 G5 We could all sleep for a while G5 Well I love your pretty webbed feet A5 D5 Though they have never been in style G5 Well I've told you once before C5 A5 That you could break my heart G5 E5 Well Iʼve seen you and you around A5 D5 G5 But I can't tell you apart D5 Though theyʼll hunt you like a dog C5 G5 Well they wont take you alive G5 Coz you've made them piles of money A5 D5 Stacked up twenty stories high G5 And the boys in every bar C5 A5 Well they'll miss you when you gone G5 E5 You can tell a heady tale C5 G5 And we'll both keep screamin on G5 C5 G5 So if you listen very carefully about right now G5 A5 D5 you can probably hear a lawnmower outside in the garden. G5 C5 A5 So not only have you got a free song, G5 E5 A5 D5 G5 but you've got a lawnmower in the back garden! OK! D5 Well steal the watch from off my wrist C5 G5 Oh and shake me by the hand G5 We could disappear for days A5 D5 And they wouldnʼt understand G5 Gypsy blood will get you far C5 A5 Though that's far away from me G5 E5 Look me up when you get home C5 G5 And maybe then we'll see D5 And oh theyʼll hunt you like a dog C5 G5 But they wont take you alive G5 Coz you've made them piles of money A5 D5 Stacked up twenty stories high G5 And the boys in every bar C5 A5 Well they'll miss you when you gone G5 E5 You can tell a heady tale C5 G5 and we'll both keep screamin on G5 E5 You can tell a heady tale C5 G5 and we'll both keep screamin on G5 E5 You can tell a heady tale C5 G5 and we'll both keep screamin on C5 La La G5 La La D5 La La G5 La La C5 La La G5 La La D5 La La G5 La La