F5 *
E | ------ | 
B | ------ | 
G | --10-- | 
D | --10-- | 
A | ---8-- | 
E | ------ | 

(riff)
E | -------------------------------------------- | 
B | -------------------------------------------- | 
G | -------------------------------------------- | 
D | ------------3-3-------------------3--------- | 
A | -------2-5------5--------2-5--------5------- | 
E | --5-5----------------5-5-------------------- | 

A5 G5 F5 D5 D5
A5 G5 F5 D5 F5 *

Oh sweet Jesus could this be
My very own last stand
Lupe brown will marry me
It didn't work out as planned

A5 G5 F5 D5 D5
Psychic policemen bang my drum
A5 G5 F5 D5 F5 *
Wildmen tap my phone
A5 G5 F5 D5 D5
Fifteen guard dogs at my door
A5 G5 F5 D5 F5 *
Won't leave me alone

A5
Well it's all so very simple
A5
You don't have to get so deep
A5
It's a racket for the lazy
A5
I could do it in my sleep

G5 D5
Oh yeah,
G5 D5
well I never ever knew it could be so easy
G5 D5
Oh yeah,
G5 D5
well I never ever knew you could be so cruel

G5 D5
Well I have nothing easy
G5 D5
I hate everything you adore
G5 D5
So tell me when, tell me again
E5 A5
Tell me just once more

G5 D5
Oh yeah,
G5 D5
well I never ever knew it could be so easy
G5 D5
Oh yeah,
G5 D5
well I never ever knew you could be so cruel

A5 G5 F5 D5 D5
Well I would ride a thousand planes
A5 G5 F5 D5 F5 *
You know I hate to fly
A5 G5 F5 D5 D5
This would satisfy my brains
A5 G5 F5 D5 F5 *
And give me half a reason why

A5 G5 F5 D5 D5
There's no good reason I should stay
A5 G5 F5 D5 F5 *
And ten good ones to leave
A5 G5 F5 D5 D5
But I'm just curious to see
A5 G5 F5 D5 F5 *
What you've got up your sleeve

A5
Well you've never let me down so far
A5
This could be a day
A5
When I should've seen it coming
A5
Scrambling up my way

G5 D5
Oh yeah,
G5 D5
well I never ever knew it could be so easy
G5 D5
Oh yeah,
G5 D5
well I never ever knew you could be so cruel

G5 D5
Well I work seven days now
G5 D5
But it would just about do me in
G5 D5
Once in a while, I'll fake you a smile
E5 A5
But I don't have the discipline

G5 D5
Oh yeah,
G5 D5
well I never ever knew it could be so easy
G5 D5
Oh yeah,
G5 D5
well I never ever knew you could be so cruel

(riff)
E | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
B | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
G | ---------------------------10-10------10--10-----------------------------------12-12-12-12----- | 
D | -----------2-3--2-----------(b9)-(b9)------(b9)--(b9)----------------4--5--4-----------11-11-11-11----- | 
A | -----2--5---------5--2-----10-10------10--10----------4--7----------7--4-------12-12-12-12----- | 
E | ---3------------------------------------------------5------------------------------------------ | 

E | ------------------------- | 
B | ------------------------- | 
G | ----12-10-10------------- |  x3
D | -------------12----10-12- | 
A | -10-------------12------- | 
E | ------------------------- | 

E | ------------------------- | 
B | ------------------------- | 
G | ------------(b9)8---------- | 
D | ---(b9)8---7--------------- | 
A | -7----------------------- | 
E | ------------------------- | 

( A5 G5 F5 D5 D5 A5 G5 F5 D5 F5 * ) (2x)

A5
Well it's all so very simple
A5
You don't have to get so deep
A5
It's a racket for the lazy
A5
I could do it in my sleep

G5 D5
Oh yeah,
G5 D5
well I never ever knew it could be so easy
G5 D5
Oh yeah,
G5 D5
well I never ever knew you could be so cruel

G5 D5
Well I have nothing easy
G5 D5
I hate everything you adore
G5 D5
So tell me when, tell me again
E5 A5
Tell me just once more

G5 D5
Oh yeah,
G5 D5
well I never ever knew it could be so easy
G5 D5
Oh yeah,
G5 D5
well I never ever knew you could be so cruel

E | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
B | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
G | ---------------------------10-10------10--10-----------------------------------12-12-12-12----- | 
D | -----------2-3--2-----------(b9)-(b9)------(b9)--(b9)----------------4--5--4-----------11-11-11-11----- | 
A | -----2--5---------5--2-----10-10------10--10----------4--7----------7--4-------12-12-12-12----- | 
E | ---3------------------------------------------------5------------------------------------------ |