Intro: C G D C G

Verse 1:
C           G          C         G
Well I?m no sick boy, she?s no hand me down,
C       G      C      G
Went to London with a Red and Brown,
D
Ornamental Ruby ring, she said..
C              G
Please tell me just one thing
C                   G          C      G
Was I a first-class nightmare, did I bring you down 
C     G        C     G
Was I mental, was I what you found
D
Filthy and cheap, I apologise
C                 G
Wont get jealous, wont kill other guys.

Chorus:
C                   G                     D
Well she?s not you, but you?re not here, let?s make it clear
C                                      G
Well Nina said that she was leaving me so I stuck around for a beer

Verse 2:
C           G           C        G
Well I?m no street kid, she?s no pretty one
C         G         C     G
Loved the bands and had a lot of fun
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Said oh Sam My dearest won?t you please
C            G
Push me down another 10 degrees
C      G
Psycho junkbox 
C      G 
Rubber Filthy kid 
C        G       C    G
Made me jealous of a boy she did 
D
Sat right down, double dancing me
C          G
Underneath the baby dagger tree

Chorus 2:
C  
Stood by my wall
G                   D
She may seem small, in No time at all, 
C
well Nina died in the bedroom 
G
And I went to cry in the hall

C G C G C G C G D C G (repeat)

C
Well she?s so you
G
Too much for me
D
was number 3
C          
eventually
C                                              G
I love it when you talk so filthy on the phone
D
when I?m not home
C                G
Come here my boy
C
Get me some cheap gear,
G                       D
Come and join us here, let?s make it clear
C                                G
Well Nina said she was leavin me so I stuck around for a beer

Chorus:
C                   G                    D
Well she?s not you, but you?re not here, let?s make it clear
C                                G
Well Nina said she was leavin me so I stuck around for a beer