F5 C5 B5 Bb5 F5 C5 B5 Bb5 Bigger than a medicine ball, but lighter than a shotput F5 C5 B5 Bb5 F5 C5 B5 Bb5 Whether you grab him by the hand, or whether you grab him by the foot G5 Bb5 Some people say it's wrong, but it's really fun F5 C5 B5 Bb5 F5 C5 B5 Bb5 (2x) Swing him round and let him go. Little limbs swing to and fro F5 C5 B5 Bb5 F5 C5 B5 Bb5 Heave him out with all your might. Who's to say that it's not right? G5 Bb5 I'm not the violent sort. It's my favorite sport F5 Bb5 G5 C5 I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss F5 C5 B5 Bb5 F5 C5 B5 Bb5 I hate to land them on their face. Those little guys are hard to replace F5 C5 B5 Bb5 F5 C5 B5 Bb5 Fetch my nine-dwarf if you please, my eight-dwarf landed on his knees G5 Bb5 Throwing little kids can work, but I'm not a jerk F5 Bb5 G5 C5 I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss F5 C5 B5 Bb5 F5 C5 B5 Bb5 They say short people got no reason, but they do in midget season F5 C5 B5 Bb5 F5 C5 B5 Bb5 Oompah loompah doompity doo. I can throw him further than you G5 Bb5 If I come in first place I'll put him in my trophy case F5 Bb5 G5 C5 I'm in love with the great Australian midget toss High E string --1-----4--5--4-3-2---- (3x) G5 Bb5 F5 C5 B5 Bb5 F5