Dm Drunk at the bar at last, last call Bb Dm my baby?s home on her night off, Dm So I?m involved in a serious talk Bb Dm with a girl I had known growing up. Bb Dm So we buy a six; decide to split ? Bb Dm she has a downtown apartment. A Bb She opens the door, falls to the floor, Dm Bb Gm A says, ?I?m bitter sick of sweet and pure, take me now I?m yours.? Dm Bb Gm A Notes in his pockets, rumors in the mill, Dm Bb Gm A phone calls after the bars close ? unlisted numbers. Bb Dm If she only knew, then he?d be through Bb Dm but who knows which parts are true. A Bb She hates how it looks, but what can she do? Dm Bb Gm A The girls all talk behind her back, they say she?s being used. Dm At Sullivan?s drinking with Justin, Bb Dm he says he?s seen my ex-girlfriend. Dm She?s back in town ? and what?s worse Bb Dm he knows where and when she works. Bb Dm So we head over to the Underwood, Bb Dm she?s trading shots with regulars: A Bb She gives me a hug ?til our hips are flush Dm Bb Gm A says, ?Boy, we?ve hardly kept in touch ? it?s time for catching up.? Dm Bb Gm A Notes in his pockets, rumors in the mill. Dm Bb Gm A Phone calls after the bars close ? unlisted numbers. Bb Dm Still, he insists on his innocence; Bb Dm says those girls are all gossips. A Bb She?s gotta drop the axe ?catch him in the act Dm Bb Gm A with his shame around his ankles, chain the guilt around his neck. from Christoph Whitbeck. You're welcome.