Intro     chords    D5    C5 C5    D5 
 
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Dear Eloise I am writing to say a number of funny things 
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I heard today. 
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I heard that he's left you and run off to sea. Could be 
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the best thing that's happened to me. 
 
( 2-3-4)   Verse 1 
 

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Writing this letter to make you feel better 
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Sorry to hear that he's left you this way 
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I could have told you he was much older 
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So much older than you 
 
           Verse 2 
 
You rushed in blindly he treated you kindly 

Until he found out what he could get from you 

You shold have departed before he got started 

Now you've been burned just like I said you would 
 
           Bridge 
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Please read this letter closely It's beneficial to you 
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You must read in between the lines the message you 
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will see  
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And if you use your mind you'll find I want you back 
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with me      
 
 Ba  Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba (ect sung to verse) 
 
  Repeat bridge 
 
  Repeat first verse 
 
  Repeat Intro   end