INTRO: G5 G5 C5 G5 Johnny drinks 'em harder than half the lads that I know G5 C5 G5 And when he's cop-sluggin' drunk well it's best to let him go C5 A5 F5 C5 G5 And Timmy takes 'em bigger when he's got no place to go C5 B5 A5 G5 F#5 F#5 G5 But she's half of Mother Ireland and all of twenty stone G5 C5 G5 Our good friends Pat and Andy Capp bring whiskey for what ails ya G5 C5 G5 And Mr. Simo, Mr. Fish are drinkin' in Australia G5 C5 A5 F5 You played it well but what the hell, she's shotgun shy she C5 G5 don't wanna stay G5 C5 B5 A5 G5 F#5 F#5 G5 So tip your hat and slap her ass and send her on her way G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 We'll raise our glasses, drink till dawn C5 G5 D5 No one wears a frown C5 G5 C5 G5 Line 'em up shout bottoms up C5 G5 D5 And fall around the town G5 I drank to your health on round-up G5 I drank to your health at home G5 I drank to your health so many damn times G5 I almost ruined my own G5 C5 G5 We'll pass the whiskey 'till the bottle's at an end G5 C5 G5 Then well turn the table over and we'll do it all again G5 C5 A5 A jig and a dance a new romance, a drink to the the living F5 C5 G5 we toast the dead t'day G5 C5 B5 A5 G5 F#5 F#5 G5 So one more round and tip 'em well and drink the night away C5 B5 A5 G5 F#5 F#5 G5 Yeah, one more round and tip 'em well and drink the night away G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 We'll raise our glasses, drink till dawn C5 G5 D5 No one wears a frown C5 G5 C5 G5 Line 'em up shout bottoms up C5 G5 D5 And fall around the town C5 G5 C5 G5 Line 'em up shout bottoms up C5 D5 And fall around the town C5 G5 C5 G5 Line 'em up shout bottoms up C5 G5 D5 And fall around the town OUTRO: G5