Intro F#m , C#5(m ) X 3 F#m v1 A E A saw 2 shadow men on the Vallance Road A E A said they'd pay me for your address, I was so bold... F#m C#m to say 'you see these 2 cold fingers F#m C#m these crooked fingers I show.... E (hold) you a way to mean no' v2 (as v1) well they didn't like that much I can tell you said 'sunshine, I wouldnae wanna be in yur shoes' & they chased me up three flights of stairs caught me in the lift how I sighed & said 'oh - you're impossible' (chorus) A E F#m But it's just like he's in another world, C#m Bm doesn't see the danger on show C#m He'll end up like Joseph bloody in a hole (same as 1st half of chorus) & it's just like she's in another world how they suit each other oh but you never get close (impossible) intro F#m , C#5(m )X 3 F#m v1 A E A saw 2 shadow men on the Vallance Road A E A said they'd pay me for your address, I was so bold... F#m C#m to say 'you see these 2 cold fingers F#m C#m these crooked fingers I show.... E (hold) you a way to mean no' v2 (as v1) well they didn't like that much I can tell you said 'sunshine, I wouldnae wanna be in yur shoes' & they chased me up three flights of stairs caught me in the lift how I sighed & said 'oh - you're impossible' (chorus) A E F#m But it's just like he's in another world, C#m Bm doesn't see the danger on show C#m He'll end up like Joseph bloody in a hole (same as 1st half of chorus) & it's just like she's in another world how they suit each other oh but you never get close (impossible)