Bm G D A Bm Sometimes (ohhhhh) Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon) G D You don't know how to express yourself so (And Lonely Island) A You just gotta sing Bm G D A I just had sex and it felt so good Bm G D A A woman let me put my p***s inside her Bm G D A I just had sex and I'll never go back Bm G D A To the not having sex ways of the past Bm G Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great D AIt felt so good when I did it with my p***s Bm G A girl let me do it It literally just happened D A Having sex could make a nice man out the meanest Bm G Never guess where I just came from , I had sex D A If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best Bm G When I had the sex, man my p***s felt great D A And I called my parents right after I was done Bm G Oh hey, didn't see you there, Guess what I just did D A Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest Bm G Well sure, Nice of her to let you do that thing D A Nice of any girl ever. Now sing Bm G D A I just had sex and it felt so good Bm G D A A woman let me put my p***s inside her anna tell the world Bm G D To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it A Doesn't really make sense But man, screw it Bm G I ain't one to argue with a good thing. She could be my wife D A That good? The best 30 seconds of my life Bm G I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her D A Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure Bm G With that in mind the soft, nice smelling girls better D A She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater Bm G So this one's dedicated to them girls D A That let us flop around on top of them Bm G If you're near a bar, whether short or tall D A We wanna thank you all for letting us f**k you Bm She kept looking at her watch G Doesn't matter, have sex D But I cried the whole time A Doesn't matter, have sex Bm I think she might have been a racist G Doesn't matter, have sex D She put a bag on my head A Still counts! Bm G D A I just had sex and my dreams came true Bm G D So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing A with me Refr?o: Cm Ab Eb Bb I just had sex and it felt so good Cm Ab Eb Bb A woman let me put my p***s inside her Cm Ab Eb Bb I just had sex and I'll never go back Cm Ab Eb Bb To the not having sex ways of the past Cm Ab Eb Bb La la la la