Bm
Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down
D
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck
G
But stay on your motherfucker toes
A
We running this, let's go

Bm
I'm on a boat I'm on a boat
D
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat
G
I'm on a boat I'm on a boat
A
Take a good hard look at the motherfucker boat

Bm
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
D
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
G
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
A
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Bm
Take a picture, trick I'm on a boat, bitch
D
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp
G
I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
A
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies

Bm
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
D
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
G
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
A
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

Bm
I'm on a boat and it's going fast and
D
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
G
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
A
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is real!

Bm
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker
D
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker
G
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker
A
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Bm
Hey ma, if you could see me now
D
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
G
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
A
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Bm
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
D
It's a big blue watery road
G
Poseidon
A
Look at me, oh all hands on deck
Bm
Never thought I'd see the day
D
When a big boat coming my way
G
Believe me when I say
A
I fucked a mermaid

Bm
I'm on a boat I'm on a boat
D
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat
G
I'm on a boat I'm on a boat
A
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (sho sho shorty, shorty, yeeeieah)