Intro: G5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 G5 I go down to the ocean C5 G5 I take a walk upon your shores G5 I dig up a big ol' hairy clam C5 G5 And then take out the pearl E5 G5 C5 G5 Cuz it's a metaphor G5 I'll marinate your flank steak C5 G5 I'll bread your jumbo shrimp G5 I'll take your little brother to the zoo C5 G5 And I'll marinate your flank steak E5 G5 C5 G5 Cuz it's a metaphor for fuckin E5 G5 C5 G5 It's a metaphor for fuckin G5 I'll be the lounge band on your cruise ship C5 G5 I'll fuck you with my dick G5 I'll put my magic wand inside your... car C5 G5 Then I'll marinate your flank steak E5 G5 C5 G5 Cuz it's a metaphor for flank steak E5 G5 C5 G5 It's a metaphor for flank steak G5 Flank steak is delicious C5 G5 Wish I was eatin it right now G5 And every time that I see one C5 G5 Wanna titty fuck the flank steak E5 G5 C5 G5 Cuz it's a metaphor for fuckin flank steak E5 G5 C5 G5 Yeah it's a metaphor for fuckin flank steak G5 C5 Love is such a mystery