Intro: Am Em F Am Oh dang, what is it dawg? Em F I forgot its Mothers Day Am Didn't get a gift for her Em F Other plans got in the way Am She'll be so disappointed Em F Damn I forgot it too Am This could have been avoided Em F What the hell are we gonna do? Am Em F My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD Am Em F No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test Am Em F I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD Am Em F My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away Am Em F Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too Am Em F Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo Am Em F We both love our moms, women with grown women needs Am Em F I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean G 'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover Am F We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms G I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby Am F Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms G 'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night Am Em F If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right Am Em F I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself Am Em F To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover Am Em F I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses Am Em F I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses Am Em F They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful Am Em F Can't wait to pork your mom , Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle Am Em F Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile Am Em F Straight up, give it to my mom D-D-D-D-D-D-doggystyle Am Em F This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day Am Em F They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day G 'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover Am F We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms G I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby Am F Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down G It would be my honor to be your new step-father Am F It would be my honor to be your new step-father G And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah Am F And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh! G 'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night Am Em F If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right Am Em F I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself Am Em F To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover G They blessed us both with the gift of life Am Em F She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right Am Em F This is the second best idea that we've ever had Am Em F The choice can be no other, be my mother lover Am Happy Mother's Day