Key: D then F Intro: Piano: D Daug Bm Em e | -2- | -------0----- | -2-----0------- | -0--0---0---2--0---- | B | -3- | ---3-----3--- | -3--3-----3--2- | -0----3---3-0-----3- | G | -2- | -1---1-----1- | -4------------- | -0----------0------- | D | --- | ------------- | --------------- | -2----------2------- | A | --- | ------------- | --------------- | -------------------- | E | --- | ------------- | --------------- | -------------------- | D Daug Em e | -2- | -------0----- | -2--0h2p0- | B | -3- | ---3-----3--- | -0-------- | G | -2- | -1---1-----1- | -0-------- | D | --- | ------------- | -2-------- | A | --- | ------------- | ---------- | E | --- | ------------- | ---------- | Verse 1: D D7 Dm7 Stood by my missus in the lobby D D7 Dm7 Asked to carry bags of Madame D D7 Dm7 Elevators rush to the sea D D7 Dm7 Rummaged through my coat for the key D D7 Dm7 After tea lounged on the sofa D My lady spoke of D7 Dm7 everyone she knew there D She paused Grabbed D7 my wrist Said Dm7 "Now darling there D he is" I looked up D7 My surroundings D7 stirred and smeared Refain 1: Bb F His eyes calm and distant Bb F His mouth so severe Gm F4 Though half his age I was C I've never been in love Before then Piano: in Refrain Bb F e | ------------------- | ----15-15-13-17-15-13-15-13- | B | ------------------- | ---------------------------- | G | ------------------- | ---------------------------- | D | -------3---------3- | -3-------------------------- | x2 A | -1--1-----1---1---- | -3-------------------------- | E | ------------------- | -1-------------------------- | Gm F4 C e | -10--10--18-18-15-15-17-17- | --------13- | -------------------------22--20- | B | -11--11-------------------- | -10--10---- | -------------------------------- | G | -12--12-------------------- | -10--10---- | ------0-------0-------0--------- | D | -12--12-------------------- | -10--10---- | ----2-------2-------2----------- | A | -10--10-------------------- | --8---8---- | -3-------3-------3-------------- | E | --------------------------- | ----------- | -------------------------------- | Chorus: F C/E Dm Max you're so distraught F C/E Dm Perhaps I'll help you out F C/E Your wife was so Dm much more than me F C/E Dm But I can be her now F C/E Dm I can be her now Verse 2: D Rush down the D7 Dm7 stairs to that man D D7 Dm7 Mr. Summer he nodded his head D D7 With laughter in his eyes D7 A smirk followed close behind D "We're strangers but I'm D7 Dm7 sure we should be married" Refrain 2: Bb F I spoke to my master Bb F She nodded her head Gm F4 Though I was young and scared C With Max standing there We took our first step (Repeat Chorus) Outro: F C/E Dm I can be her now