tabbed by: fr3shb4ng // standard tuning // capo on 3rd fret 1st verse Bm D9 The first sin that I once told A74 B6 Was to my parents at ten years old G A4 I stole somethin' I'll admit it E74 G But not to priests or crucifixes Bm D9 Me and my best friend Chris A74 B6 We built our alibis from bricks G A4 E74 And when we were questioned we just read our scripts A4 "I didn't do it" D A4/G A4 E74 D9 * A4/G A4 2nd verse Bm D9 The first crime I did commit A74 B6 Was mischief night with my friend Chris G A4 We packed our bags with toilet paper, E74 G Bars of soap, and egg containers Bm D9 A74 B6 And we targeted everyone who ever seemed to do us wrong G A4 E74 A4 Oh how the time turns on 1st Chorus D A4/G And maybe Einstein can express A4 E74 A4/G The formulaic mysteries of time A4 But I've lost the time D9 * A4/G And maybe Kafka was a writer A4 E74 A4/G A4 But I've been living like my name is Samsa 3rd verse Bm D9 The first night I got my fix A74 B6 Was with my brother and my friend Chris G A4 We stole my mothers Smirnoff vodka E74 G Mixed it with some cans of Fresca Bm D9 We learned how our parents lived A74 B6 And found that we were good at it G A4 E74 A4 Meet me at the bottom or in between 2nd chorus D A4/G And maybe Einstein can express A4 E74 A4/G The formulaic mysteries of time A4 But I've lost the time D9 * A4/G And maybe Kafka was a writer A4 E74 A4/G A4 But I've been living like my name is Samsa Outro [2x] D9 * See you in hell A4/G I'll see ya when I see ya E74 See you in hell G I'll see ya when I see ya //let Dsus2* ring at the end have fun! :D