tabbed by: fr3shb4ng // standard tuning // capo on 3rd fret 1st verse B5 D5 The first sin that I once told A5 B5 Was to my parents at ten years old G5 A5 I stole somethin' I'll admit it E5 G5 But not to priests or crucifixes B5 D5 Me and my best friend Chris A5 B5 We built our alibis from bricks G5 A5 E5 And when we were questioned we just read our scripts A5 "I didn't do it" D5 A5 A5 E5 D5 * A5 A5 2nd verse B5 D5 The first crime I did commit A5 B5 Was mischief night with my friend Chris G5 A5 We packed our bags with toilet paper, E5 G5 Bars of soap, and egg containers B5 D5 A5 B5 And we targeted everyone who ever seemed to do us wrong G5 A5 E5 A5 Oh how the time turns on 1st Chorus D5 A5 And maybe Einstein can express A5 E5 A5 The formulaic mysteries of time A5 But I've lost the time D5 * A5 And maybe Kafka was a writer A5 E5 A5 A5 But I've been living like my name is Samsa 3rd verse B5 D5 The first night I got my fix A5 B5 Was with my brother and my friend Chris G5 A5 We stole my mothers Smirnoff vodka E5 G5 Mixed it with some cans of Fresca B5 D5 We learned how our parents lived A5 B5 And found that we were good at it G5 A5 E5 A5 Meet me at the bottom or in between 2nd chorus D5 A5 And maybe Einstein can express A5 E5 A5 The formulaic mysteries of time A5 But I've lost the time D5 * A5 And maybe Kafka was a writer A5 E5 A5 A5 But I've been living like my name is Samsa Outro [2x] D5 * See you in hell A5 I'll see ya when I see ya E5 See you in hell G5 I'll see ya when I see ya //let Dsus2* ring at the end have fun! :D