Tabs by Bradhitsbass (Vocals only for this first verse) Male: Oh kiss me Maggie & take me home, For I sure dinnae feel like dyin? alone, Gawn geez a shot, chuck a doggie a bone, Or a penny for me rattlin? can, D (let ring) Male: As sure as Christ it?s a bitter pill, But if you won?t have me, yer sister will, D (let ring) D (let ring) D D D I?ll cart me arse doon Surry Hills & call her out this evenin?, Interlude - DDDD GGGG DDDD AADD DDDD GGGG DDAA DDDD D G Female: Go on, go well, ye?re no catch o? mine, D A D Yer clothes in rags, ye reek o? fags & old green ginger wine, D G My sisters aye a leezie into the drinkin?, dogs & cards, D A D My poor departed Father couldn?t flog her at the yards, D G Male: I?m a man o? some renown ?Jack the Lad? about the town, D A D We?ll share a plate of oysters, crack the neck o? Billy Brown, D G Female: Sly grog & salty treats, I?ll not grant yer wish, D A D I?m promised to the toll collector boy upon the bridge. Chorus (Both) D G Like good whisky in bad wounds, D A D Like honey on a toothache, you?ll never be mine, D G Tho? we can dance, b?Jesus, we?ll swing like the razors, D A D Of Kate Leigh & Tilly Devine. Interlude - DDDD GGGG DDDD AADD DDDD GGGG DDAA DDDD offbeats: D G Male: Why wait until yer dancin? shoes are scuffed and in the bin? D A D I?ll stitch my holey duds, scrape the whiskers from me chin, D G We?ll get ye down yer scarlet gown, I?ll steal you somethin? blue, D A D Female: I?d waltz off Millers point before I walk the aisle with you! Interlude - DDDD DDDD DDAA DDDD DDDD DDDD DDAA DDDD Chorus (Both) D G Like good whisky in bad wounds, D A D Like honey on a toothache, you?ll never be mine, D G Tho? we can dance, b?Jesus, we?ll swing like the razors, D A D Of Kate Leigh & Tilly Devine. Interlude - DDDD GGGG DDDD AADD DDDD GGGG DDAA DDDD G--- D--- G - D- G - A- DDDD GGGG DDDD AADD DDDD GGGG DDAA DDDD D (let ring) Male: Oh I?ll sing you ?six ribbons?! Female: Aye when your ?three sheets?! (with sass!) Yer Drunken, Brawlin? Caterwaulin? echoes through the streets, Y?know I?m not yet very old, Male: Sure it?s Poison when its cold, D(ring) A(ring) D(back to reg. strumming) Both: And a dear old southerly belter?s sure to blow! Chorus (Both) x2 D G Like good whisky in bad wounds, D A D Like honey on a toothache, you?ll never be mine, D G Tho? we can dance, b?Jesus, we?ll swing like the razors, D A D Of Kate Leigh & Tilly Devine. D G We can dance, b?Jesus, we?ll swing like the razors D A D Of Kate Leigh & Tilly Devine D A D Kate Leigh & Tilly Devine D(ring) A(ring) D(ring) Kate Leigh And Tilly Devine