Capo 5 Intro: G5 C5 G5 D5 G5 C5 Dating a porn star, it isn't all roses G5 D5 She leaves you home on a Saturday night G5 C5 You can go crazy with thoughts and supposes G5 D5 D5 D5 Lose the thin thread between what's wrong and right C5 D5 G5 So Starlight won't you kiss me C5 D5 For I have missed you so C5 D5 Just like the others G5 And all of their brothers C5 D5 G5 I've come to see the show G5 C5 The strip club crowd looks like a sad constellation G5 D5 But I hold your heart like the sky holds the moon G5 C5 I'm cast down outside 'cause they don't allow boyfriends G5 D5 Star won't you tell me you're coming home soon C5 D5 G5 So Starlight won't you kiss me C5 D5 For I have missed you so C5 D5 Just like the others G5 And all of their brothers C5 D5 G5 I've come to see the show E5 D5 G5 Playing cards with the bouncer to let me back in E5 D5 G5 I hear them announce her and I hear her begin E5 D5 G5 A5 Sometimes I think that I was born to lose C5 G5 A#5 D5 My money, my shirt, my socks and my shoes G5 C5 Dating a porn star, it's bad news brother G5 D5 You wonder how long 'til the coming of day G5 C5 And wait by the sparkly curtains of heaven G5 D5 The stars look so pretty from so far away C5 D5 G5 So Starlight won't you kiss me C5 D5 For I have missed you so C5 D5 Just like the others G5 And all of their brothers C5 D5 G5 I've come to see the show La la's are the same basically as the intro