Tabbed By: Jefferson Humber Tuning: eADGBE (Standard) This is a classic tune, and sounds great on the acoustic guitar. Couldn't find a tab anywhere for this, so worked it out myself. Play barre chords throughout, except for the bridge which sounds better in open chords. Intro: B5 , A5 , G5 , D5 , G5 , A5 , G5 , D5 , G5 , ( Ab5 ), A5 Verse: B5 A5 Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems When you're not looking forward B5 Me I'd like to think that life is like a drink A5 ( Bb5 ) B5 And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon Bridge: G5 D5 C5 You know that I've been drunk a thousand times G5 D5 C5 And these should be the best days of my life Life it's not what I thought it was Chorus: A5 G5 Damn blast look at my past D5 G5 I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass A5 G5 I said oh wow look at me now D5 G5 I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow A5 G5 D5 G5 ( Ab5 ) A5 Aah Aah...the size of a cow Interlude: B5 , A5 , B5 , A5