Tabbed by Devin Green...just in case.

Capo on 5th fret, ya turkey.

    G5                                
I fell in love with a girl named Marcama
 A5                D5
And I love her a lot
 G5
I love her to bit
 C5                         G5
I wanna kiss her on the lips
 G5
I fell in love with a David by the name of David Liebe Hart
 A5                D5
And I love him a lot
 G5                             C5
I wanna make love to him like light and dark
 A5                  D5
Like the stars at night
 G5
I love him to bit
 C5                        G5
I wanna kiss him on the lips
 G5
I love her to bit
 C5                         G5
I wanna kiss her on the lips
 G5
I love him to bit
 C5                         G5
I wanna kiss him on the lips
 G5
I love her to bit
 C5                         G5
I wanna kiss her on the lips