I've been having a little problem recently Bb5 A5 D5 Which is quite disturbing musically Bb5 A5 D5 Involving a semi-tonal discrepancy Bb5 A5 D5 Vocally and Instrumentally G5 A5 You see musicians of different varieties Bb5 A5 D5 Prefer playing in particular keys Bb5 A5 D5 And singers too treat preferentially Bb5 A5 D5 Those notes they tackle more proficiently G5 A5 Now, you, don't have to be a member of MENSA Bb5 A5 D5 To understand the depth of my dilemma G5 A5 The two elements of me favour two different keys Bb5 D5 G5 D5 Thus the rift between my fingers and my Tenor I love nothing more than playing songs in F Bb5 F5 It warms the very cockles of my heart G5 A5 The problem is that F can leave me vocally bereft, you see Bb5 F5 I like playing in F Major, but I like singing in... E5 A5 F5 Sharp.... F5 Sharp.... F5 Sharp... D5 D5 D5 I refuse to be beholden to my hands Bb5 F5 I don't see why my Larynx should give in to their demand G5 A5 I will not be forced to compromise my art Bb5 F5 So I'll keep playing in F Major, and singing in... E5 A5 F5 Sharp... F5 Sharp... F5 Sharp... D5 D5 D5 I'll keep playing in F Major, but I'll keep singing in F Sharp!!!! G5 C5 F5