F       Bb                C            Bb
Everone else has had more sex than me.       (x2)

VERSE:
Dm       C                 Am       Bb
Everyone else has had more sex than me,
Dm       C                 Am Bb
Does anyone else, get that feeling?
Dm       C       Am         Bb
Teenagers naked, couples in threes,
Dm       C                 Am  Bb
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.

CHORUS:
F       Bb                C            Bb
Everone else has had more sex than me.       (x2)

VERSE:
Dm       C                 Am  Bb
Corporate chambers and office amore
Dm         C Am          Bb
Shenanigans, outdoor and in.
Dm              C                          Am  Bb
Resist and then later you find out there's more
Dm            C         Am Bb
Regret in not doing the sin.
 
SOLO: 

e | ----------1--0-------------------- | 
B | -------3--------3--1--3/5/1------- | 
G | -0--3------------------------2---- | 
D | --------------------------------2- | 
A | ---------------------------------- | 
E | ---------------------------------- | 
 
e | ----------1--0-------------------- | 
B | -------3--------3--1--3/5/1------- | 
G | -0--3------------------------2---- | 
D | --------------------------------2- | 
A | ---------------------------------- | 
E | ---------------------------------- | 
 
e | -6-6-6--5-5-5--3-3-3--1--3/5/0------- | 
B | -6-6-6--5-5-5--3-3-3--1--3/5/0------- | 
G | --------------------------------2---- | 
D | -----------------------------------2- | 
A | ------------------------------------- | 
E | ------------------------------------- | 
 
e | ----1--3--6--5--3--1--3/5/0------- | 
B | ----1--3--6--5--3--1--3/5/0--2---- | 
G | -0------------------------------2- | 
D | ---------------------------------- | 
A | ---------------------------------- | 
E | ---------------------------------- | 
 
BRIDGE (in the song, only bass notes are played):
 
Gm                        Am              C
All lives have to die, of that there's no help
Gm                  Am       C
My favourite way to end them
Gm                          Am            C
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp,
Gm                    Am    C
Enters the female pudendum.
 
PRE-CHORUS:
F         Bb               C                  Bb
Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck.
F             Bb        C       Bb
Lives for his rivals to curse it.
F               Bb            C     Bb
He would rather die than not get to fuck.
F            Bb         C     Bb
Personally I reckon its worth it.
 
CHORUS:
F       Bb                C            Bb        | 
Everone else has had more sex than me.           | 2x
F                 Bb          C  Bb              | 
Does everybody else, get that feeling?           | 


F             Bb               C            Bb               | 
Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone?  | 
                                                             | 
      (Everone else has had more sex than me.)               | 2x
F              Bb          C           Bb                    | 
Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone?  | 
(Does everybody else,          get that feeling?)            | 
 
OUTRO:

   Does everyone?  Does everyone?  Does everyone think?

e | -13-13-15-15-13----------13------------------------------------- | 
B | ----------------15-13-15----15 13----------13------------------- | 
G | ----------------------------------14-12-14----14-12------------- | 
D | ----------------------------------------------------15-12-15-12- | 
A | ---------------------------------------------------------------- | 
E | ---------------------------------------------------------------- | 
 
e | -------------------------------------------------------13---------------- | 
B | ----------------------------------------13-13----13-15----15-13----13-15- | 
G | -------------------12-14-12----12-14-12-------14----------------14------- | 
D | -12-15-12-15-12-15----------15------------------------------------------- | 
A | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
E | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
 
e | ----17-15-13----13----------13------------------- | 
B | -15----------15----15-13-15----15-13------------- | 
G | -------------------------------------14-12-14---- | 
D | ----------------------------------------------15- | 
A | ------------------------------------------------- | 
E | ------------------------------------------------- |