F5 Bb5 C5 Bb5 Everone else has had more sex than me. (x2) VERSE: D5 C5 A5 Bb5 Everyone else has had more sex than me, D5 C5 A5 Bb5 Does anyone else, get that feeling? D5 C5 A5 Bb5 Teenagers naked, couples in threes, D5 C5 A5 Bb5 Grandparents swing from the ceiling. CHORUS: F5 Bb5 C5 Bb5 Everone else has had more sex than me. (x2) VERSE: D5 C5 A5 Bb5 Corporate chambers and office amore D5 C5 A5 Bb5 Shenanigans, outdoor and in. D5 C5 A5 Bb5 Resist and then later you find out there's more D5 C5 A5 Bb5 Regret in not doing the sin. SOLO: e | ----------1--0-------------------- | B | -------3--------3--1--3/5/1------- | G | -0--3------------------------2---- | D | --------------------------------2- | A | ---------------------------------- | E | ---------------------------------- | e | ----------1--0-------------------- | B | -------3--------3--1--3/5/1------- | G | -0--3------------------------2---- | D | --------------------------------2- | A | ---------------------------------- | E | ---------------------------------- | e | -6-6-6--5-5-5--3-3-3--1--3/5/0------- | B | -6-6-6--5-5-5--3-3-3--1--3/5/0------- | G | --------------------------------2---- | D | -----------------------------------2- | A | ------------------------------------- | E | ------------------------------------- | e | ----1--3--6--5--3--1--3/5/0------- | B | ----1--3--6--5--3--1--3/5/0--2---- | G | -0------------------------------2- | D | ---------------------------------- | A | ---------------------------------- | E | ---------------------------------- | BRIDGE (in the song, only bass notes are played): G5 A5 C5 All lives have to die, of that there's no help G5 A5 C5 My favourite way to end them G5 A5 C5 Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp, G5 A5 C5 Enters the female pudendum. PRE-CHORUS: F5 Bb5 C5 Bb5 Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck. F5 Bb5 C5 Bb5 Lives for his rivals to curse it. F5 Bb5 C5 Bb5 He would rather die than not get to fuck. F5 Bb5 C5 Bb5 Personally I reckon its worth it. CHORUS: F5 Bb5 C5 Bb5 | Everone else has had more sex than me. | 2x F5 Bb5 C5 Bb5 | Does everybody else, get that feeling? | F5 Bb5 C5 Bb5 | Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? | | (Everone else has had more sex than me.) | 2x F5 Bb5 C5 Bb5 | Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone? | (Does everybody else, get that feeling?) | OUTRO: Does everyone? Does everyone? Does everyone think? e | -13-13-15-15-13----------13------------------------------------- | B | ----------------15-13-15----15 13----------13------------------- | G | ----------------------------------14-12-14----14-12------------- | D | ----------------------------------------------------15-12-15-12- | A | ---------------------------------------------------------------- | E | ---------------------------------------------------------------- | e | -------------------------------------------------------13---------------- | B | ----------------------------------------13-13----13-15----15-13----13-15- | G | -------------------12-14-12----12-14-12-------14----------------14------- | D | -12-15-12-15-12-15----------15------------------------------------------- | A | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | E | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | e | ----17-15-13----13----------13------------------- | B | -15----------15----15-13-15----15-13------------- | G | -------------------------------------14-12-14---- | D | ----------------------------------------------15- | A | ------------------------------------------------- | E | ------------------------------------------------- |