Transcribed by rh C5 F5 C5 F5 C5 (x2) C5 You know just the other morning F5 C5 F5 C5 I was hanging around in my house C5 F5 I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked C5 F5 C5 I was checkin' it out G5 F5 Just then a friend of mine came through the door G5 F5 Said she'd never pegged me for a scumbag before G5 F5 She said she didn't ever want to see me any more C5 G5 And I still don't know why (CHORUS:) C5 F5 I think I'm an alright guy C5 F5 I think I'm an alright guy G5 G5 I just want to live until I've got to die F5 F5 I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try C5 F5 I think I'm an alright guy C5 F5 C5 I think I'm alright C5 Now maybe I'm dirty F5 C5 F5 C5 And maybe I smoke a little dope C5 F5 Hey it ain't like I'm going on TV C5 F5 C5 And tearing up pictures of the pope G5 F5 I know I get wild and I know I get drunk G5 F5 But it ain't like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk G5 F5 My old man used to call me a no-good punk C5 G5 And I still don't know why (Chorus) SOLO (over verse; skip final G) C5 You know just the other night F5 C5 F5 C5 These cops pulled me over outside a bar C5 They turned on their lights F5 C5 F5 C5 And they ordered me out of my car G5 F5 Man I was only kidding when I called 'em a couple of dicks G5 F5 But still they made me do the stupid human tricks G5 F5 Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks C5 G5 And I still don't know why (Chorus) (Outro)