Capo 2 
 
    D5                           A5                D5 
I'm sittin? here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail 
    D5                                         E5                  A5 
I'm hoping that she's not so mad now that she doesn't even pay my bail 
   D5              D5                      G5              E5 
If I was her, I'm not so sure, I wouldn't keep on moving down the trail 
D5                           A5                D5 
Sittin? here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail 
 
Got a lump on my head, and a boot print on my chest 

From what the guys in here call the Tillamook County lie detector test 

Well I did my best but as you might-a guessed it's a tough test not to fail 

I'm sittin? here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail 
 
Chorus: 
    G5               D5  
One phone call, two Tylenol 
     G5                       D5    A5 
Four cold grey walls closing in 
     G5                       D5        G5  
If I ever do get out on that highway again 
       D5                  A5              D5  
I aint ever going back to Tillamook County 
           D5                  A5              D5  
No, I aint ever going back to Tillamook County 
 
 
It all started when I had a little trouble with a guy on a highway crew 
And that lying son of gun he told ?em I done some things that I didn't do 
They came a runnin? for me down 101, lights flashing on my tail 
And now I'm a sittin? here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail 
 
Chorus 
 
Guitar 
 
I'm sittin here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail 
And I'm still hoping that she's not so mad now that she doesn't even pay my bail 
We coming down on vacation, gonna leave on probation 
Have to send all my money through the mail 
 
 
I'm gonna send all me money through the Tillamook County Jail 
Yes, I'm gonna send all my money to the tillamook county Jail 
Hey, I'm gonna send all my money to the tillamook county Jail