(Intro) D5 G5 D5 A5 (x2) D5 (Verse) D5 G5 I walked in and the band just started, D5 A5 the singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket D5 G5 Was on a mission to drown her memory but D5 A5 I thought "no way" with all this ruckus, but after (Chorus) D5 G5 One round with Jose Cuervo D5 A5 I caught my boots tappin' along with the beat, and after D5 G5 Two rounds with Jose Cuervo D5 A5 D5 That band was sounding pretty darn good to me D5 G5 D5 A5 (Verse) Then some stranger asked me to dance And I revealed to her my two left feet Said don't get me wrong I'm glad you asked But tonight's about me and an old memory, then after (Chorus) Three rounds with Jose Cuervo I let her lead me out on the floor, and after Four rounds with Jose Cuervo I was showing off moves never seen before D5 G5 D5 A5 (x2) D5 (Bridge) B5 G5 Well around Five or around Six D5 A5 I forgot what I came to forget B5 G5 And after round Seven, or was it Eight? A5 I bought a round for the whole dang place, and after (Chorus) D5 G5 Nine rounds with Jose Cuervo D5 A5 They were countin me out and I was about to give in, and after D5 G5 Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo.... D5 A5 I lost count and started counting again D5 G5 D5 A5 One round with Jose Cuervo D5 G5 D5 A5 - D5 I went two rounds with Jose Cuervo D5 G5 D5 A5 Three rounds with Jose Cuervo D5 G5 D5 A5 - D5 Five? Four rounds......four or five.. D5 G5 D5 A5 Six rounds with Jose Cuervo D5 G5 D5 A5 - D5 Eight rounds with Jose Cuervo D5 G5 D5 A5 Ten rounds with Jose Cuervo