Standard Tuning - Capo 6 Tabbed By: Neil McIver A5 F5 My heart is paralyzed G5 A5 My head was oversized F5 E5 I'll take the high road like I should A5 F5 You said it's meant to be G5 A5 That it's not you, it's me F5 E5 You're leaving now for my own good That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say F5 She went down in an airplane C5 Fried getting suntan G5 Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand F5 C5 G5 Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes F5 She met a shark underwater C5 Fell and no one caught her G5 I returned everything I ever bought her F5 C5 G5 Help me, help me I'm all out of lies A5 And ways to say you died A5 F5 My pride still feels the sting G5 A5 You were my everything F5 E5 Someday I'll find a love like yours A5 F5 She'll think I'm Superman G5 A5 Not super minivan F5 E5 How could you leave on Yom Kippur That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say F5 She was caught in a mudslide C5 Eaten by a lion G5 Got run over by a crappy purple Scion F5 C5 G5 Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes F5 She dried up in the desert C5 drowned in a hot tub G5 Danced to death at an east side nightclub F5 C5 G5 Help me, help me I'm all out of lies A5 And ways to say you died F5 G5 I wanna live a thousand lives with you F5 G5 I wanna be the one your dying to F5 Love...but you don't want to That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say F5 She went down in an airplane C5 Fried getting suntan G5 Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand F5 C5 G5 Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes F5 She met a shark underwater C5 Fell and no one caught her G5 I returned everything I ever bought her F5 C5 G5 Help me, help me I'm all out of lies F5 She was caught in a mudslide C5 Eaten by a lion G5 Got run over by a crappy purple Scion F5 C5 G5 Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes F5 She dried up in the desert C5 drowned in a hot tub G5 Danced to death at an east side nightclub F5 C5 G5 Help me, help me I'm all out of lies A5 And ways to say you died