D I took a double take out on the interstate G D When I saw her makin' eyes at me So I followed her down - the clubhouse drive E7 A7 Past the pool on the 18th green D In the parkin' lot - I said it's mighty hot G D Maybe I could buy you a beer G D She said I'm glad you asked - but I'll have to pass A7 D Cause only members are allowed in here...and I said CHORUS D G Well I'm a member of a country club D Country music is what I love A7 I drive an old Ford pick-up truck D I do my drink-in from a dixie cup G Yea I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool D I shoot a mighty mean game of pool A7 At any honky-tonk roadside pub D I'm a member of a country club D You look so invitin' - thought it might be excitin' G D For a woman with a limousine To go rid-in around - in a beat up truck E7 A7 With a man - in wore out jeans D You know it's five o'clock before Friday night G D This is where the fun begins G D Don't worry 'bout your reputation A7 D Cause you can tell all your friends REPEAT CHORUS