Intro:  C5  A#5  A5  G5 
 
                C5         A#5 
Gatesy:         Table for one,   
                A5         G5 
                Preferably out of the sun,   
                F5                    C5      G5 
                Somewhere where it's quiet.   
       

                C5            A#5 
                And a coffee too,   
                A5             G5 
                Better make it black right through,   
                F5                  C5        G5 
                I'm feeling fairly shite.   
       

                A5                   G5      C5 
                I don't think I have enough class,   
                          E5               F5 
                To handle drinking from a glass,   
                       F#5         G5 
                Get me water in a pla   stic cup.   
       

                  C5      A#5         C5 
G & S:          I went a shandy too far,   
                          E5 
                I woke up in the bed of,   
                F5       F#5         G5 
                Someone who I just never thought I'd do.   
                          C5      A#5         C5 
                I know, I went a shandy too far,   
                         E5               F5 
                I wonder where I left my car?   
                  G5          C5     G5 
                A shandy too far.   
       
Yon:            Mmmm... yum , yum , yum...   
                 

                C5           A#5 
Yon:            Comfortable bed...   
                 
G & S:          (Comfortable bed...)   
                A5              G5 
Yon:            Shame about the pain in my head.   
                F5                  C5 
                Where'd I leave my shoes?   
                                    G5 
G & S:          (Well, they're just over there...)   
                C5                  A#5 
Yon:            Well, they're over there,   
                                A5 
G & S:          (Over there...)   
                              G5 
Yon:            Underneath my underwear,   
                    F5                  C5        G5 
Tripod:         And where'd I get this bruise?   
                 

                A5             G5             C5 
Scod:           I can hear her come down the hall,   
                             E5                F5 
                And bang her head against the wall,   
                             F#5 
                And wish she didn't have...   
                      G5 
Tripod:         ... appalling luck.   
                 

                    C5      A#5         C5 
                She went a shandy too far,   
                          E5 
                I woke up in the bed of,   
                F5       F#5         G5 
                Someone who I just never thought I'd do.   
                         C5      A#5         C5 
                I know I went a shandy too far,   
                         E5               F5 
                I wonder where I left my car?   
                  G5          A5    
                A shandy too far.   
                 

                E5       A5           A#5 
Scod:           Take my advice, in a crisis,   
                        F5             F#5 
                Catch a taxi, catch a bus.   
                               G5 
                But if there's one thing you should never do is trust yourself,   
                                 C5         A#5 
                'Cause there's a caveman inside,   
                A5                       G5             F5 
                Your brain's just coming along for the ride,   
                      G5         C5       G5 
                You'd think I'd learn.   
                 
Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...)   
                 

                C5               A#5 
Scod:           I don't know it all,   
                A5              G5 
                When it will be safe to call.   
                   F5                F#5 
                We used to be quite friendly,   
                    G5 
                But this could be the end.   
                 

                           C5 
                Because we went...   
                 
Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far.   
                 
Scod:           (Shandy, shandy too far...)   
                 
Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed of,   
                                                bring back G5 
Tripod:         Someone who I never thought I'd do.   
                         C5      A#5         C5 
                I know I went a shandy too far,   
                         E5               F5 
                I wonder where I left my car?   
                  G5          C5     G5 
                A shandy too far.   
                 
                (They all start shouting at once)   
                 

                C5         A#5        A5 
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,  Whoaoh 
                G5         F5 
                Ooooo-wa, oooh,   
                G5          C5     
                Shandy too far.   
                                    G5 
Scod:           Never happened to me personally, of course.   
                 

                C5         A#5        A5 
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,   
                 
Gatesy:         Is Mum in the audience again?!   
                G5         F5 
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, oooh,   
                G5          C5    G5 
                Shandy too far.   
                 

                C5         A#5        A5 
                Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,   
                G5         F5 
                Ooooo-wa, oooh,   
 
 
                G5          C5            G5 
Yon:            Shandy too far...   

Scod:                       Shandy too far...   

Gatesy:                                 Shandy too far.   
                 

                C5         A#5        A5 
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,   
                 
Gatesy:         How much money?   
                G5         F5 
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, oooh,   
                G5 
Yon:            Shandy too...   

Scod:                     Shandy too...   

Gatesy:                             Shandy too...   
                    C5              C5 
Tripod:         ... far_ooooooooh