Amin                  Amin7          F5                    C5 C5
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,

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Comet and Cupid and... Chopper and Nixon.

                   F5
But do you recall,

       F5                                         G5
The least famous reindeer of all?

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Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G5                       C5
This song's for you.

C5           G5            Amin     Emin     F5            C5
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G5                       C5              G5
This song's for you.

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This is the tale of a reindeer that nobody knows,

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Shoved down the back and largely ignored on account of a nasal disfigurement.

Dmin                            Amin
Not unlike Rudolph in that sense,

        Dmin                                  Amin
The hallmarks are almost the same.

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Instead of a red shiny nose that brought Rudolph his fame...

G5                             C5           F5
Fabian had just... a cavity.

G5                C5         F5
No nose at all,

           G5               C5           F5
Just a big empty space,

          G5                    C5         G5
In the middle of his face.

                            C5                G5
Just a couple of chambers

G5
What are you looking at?

G5
D'ya want a piece of this?

C5           G5            Amin     Emin     F5            C5
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G5                      C5
This song's for you.

C5           G5            Amin     Emin     F5            C5
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G5                      C5                G5
This song's for you.

C5                                          G5                                C5                 F5
Abnormal snouts were surprisingly common in reindeer.

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Rudolph and Fabian both fell victim ,

            Amin                 Dmin            G5
To the elves and their cost-cutting measures.

    Dmin                                  Amin
In keeping their overheads down,

        Dmin                                  Amin
The elves fed the reindeer on reindeer.

        Dmin                              C5                                   G5
And on top of that, the poor reindeer were also in-bred.

      G5                             C5          F5
So Fabian had just... a cavity.

       G5                 C5               F5
His hooter was lacking.

G5                C5              F5
Bugger all schnozz!

G5             C5
All this because,

G5                                  C5          F5
His dad was also his sister.

G5                   C5       G5
Who he then ate.

G5
This chicken tastes funny. Can I have some of yours?

C5           G5            Amin     Emin     F5            C5
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G5                       C5
This song's for you.

C5           G5            Amin     Emin     F5            C5
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

G5               C5
Tragic but true.  

      D5
Disliked by his peers,

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This disfigured deer was alone.

      D5
He watched from afar,

      A5
As Rudolph the star,

            Bmin           F#min         G5
Would lead all the others back home.

            Emin                             Bmin
But before you get too sympathetic,

Emin                                               Bmin
There's another thing you should know.

                Emin
Sure, his nose was upsetting,

       D5                                          A5
But reindeer are not quite that shallow.

             A5                       D5             G5
'Cause Fabian was... a tosser!

A5                D5      G5
Not nice at all!

      A5            D5        G5
An arrogant fool!

    A5                 D5           A5
A self-serving tool!

                      D5
An absolute face-hole.

A5
Ahhhhhhh...  

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Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

A5                    D5
No-one likes you!

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Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,

A5
Surgery won't fix the vortex,

                               D5
That is your black heart!