(lr) = (let ring) 
 
 
Robbie: On this particular week, Madonna said she wanted to do Shakespeare.  
        Wil and Adam wanted to hear the word "forsooth" in a song ten times.  
        As for Tripod, they just do it for the music, man.   
         
Scod:   One, two, three, four-sooth!   
         
        A#5 G5 D#5 A#5 F5 
Yon:    That's one!   
        A#5                G5   D#5            A#5              F5            A#5            G5 
Gatesy: Do you believe in love? Well, Willie Shakespeare had something to say about it.  
                    D#5             A#5 (stop)
        And it goes something like this:   
                 A#5           G5 
Tripod: I worked hard to be a star,   
                     A#5                     G5 
        Who do these young folks think they are?   
             A#5              D#5         C#5 
        If Nicole Kidman can sing,   
                        F#5      A#5 
        I can do Shakespeare.   
        A#5    G5         D#5            A#5 F5 
Yon:    I can see myself standing on a battlement,   
        A#5      G5 
        Wearing a...   
                    D#5 A#5 F5 
Tripod: ... conical bra.   
        A#5       G5              D#5       A#5      F5 
Yon:    Eight muscle men surround me as I descend the stairs,   
        A#5  G5           D#5 A#5 F5 
        And play Henry I Vee.   
        D#5 (lr)                     F5 (lr)
Scod:   And when I read the morning news,   
                                    D#5 (lr)
Y & G:  And when I read the morning news,   
                                  F5 (lr)
Scod:   My show will open to... reviews.   
                 A#5           G5 
Tripod: I worked hard to be a star,   
                     A#5                     G5 
        Who do these young folks think they are?   
             A#5              D#5    C#5 
        If Nicole Kidman can sing,   
                        F#5      A#5 
        I can do Shakespeare.   
        A#5        m                D#5          A#5       F5 
Gatesy: Then I'll break new ground - the first white female,   
        A#5 
        To play...   
            G5             D#5 A#5 F5 
Tripod: ... the role of Othello.   
        A#5      G5              D#5            A#5      F5 
Gatesy: I could add a plot point involving an antique shotgun,   
        A#5    G5      D#5  A#5  F5 
        And a diamond heist.   
        D#5 (lr)                 F5 (lr)
Scod:   Full of Cockneys for effect,   
                                D#5 (lr) 
Y & G:  Full of Cockneys for effect,   
                                 F5 (lr)
Scod:   Just so my husband can direct.   
           A#5   G5           D#5        F5 
Tripod: Oh, Gu___y, will you direct my play for me?   
       A#5         G5              D#5    F5 
        You'll be perfect for the bard-man.   
           A#5  G5                    D#5      F5 
        As lo___ng as it involves an antique shotgun,   
       A#5          G5         D#5    F5 
        And Vinnie Jones as a hard man.   
                 D#5 (lr) 
Yon:    We'll be laughing all the way to the Banquo...   
        (tacet) 
Gatesy: I could make a book of nudie pictures of myself,   
         
        As all the various characters.   
        A#5      G5                  D#5                A#5  F5 
        Picture Macbeth hitchhiking, with a dagger in one hand,   
       A#5       G5          D#5  A#5  F5 
        And his arse in the other.   
        D#5 (lr)                 F5 (lr)
Scod:   A documentary, just for truth,   
                                D#5 (lr)
Y & G:  A documentary, just for truth,   
                                  F5 (lr)
Scod:   And now I have to say "forsooth".   
                 A#5           G5 
G & S:  I worked hard to be a star,   
         
Yon:    (In the background) Forsooth... forsooth... forsooth... forsooth..   
                     A#5                     G5 
G & S:  Who do these young folks think they are?   
         
Yon:    Forsooth... forsooth...   
             A#5              D#5         C#5 
G & S:  If Nicole Kidman can sing,   
         
Yon:    Forsooth... forsooth... that's eleven.   
                           
G & S:  I can do Shakespeare.   
        F#5 (lr)               A#5 (lr)
Yon:    One, two, three, four-sooth...