Cm         D#m 
Yon:            Die almost never,   
                F         A# 
                Nearly forever.   
                   Ab      A#                   Cm      D#5 
                Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today.   
 
 
                D#5      (stop)              Ab    G 
Scod:           Is there anything that I can do?   
                                    Cm 
                I got to go and see Q.   
                     F                               Ab 
                On a deadly mission since the day we met,   
                    A#        D#5 
                The threat is you.   
       

                Ab 
                You took my love for granted,   
                    A#                             D#5    Cm 
                Now there's a bomb implanted in my heart.   
       

                           Ab       A# 
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...   
                           Cm 
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...  Whoh oh oh oh 
                Cm         D#m 
                Die almost never,   
                F         A# 
                Nearly forever.   
                   Ab      A#                   Cm     D#5 
                Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today.   
 
Play 
( Ab G C5 G ) 
over and over whilst talking bits:       
 
Gatesy:  (M) James, you're an outdated dinosaur of a sexist era.   

Yon:  (Bond) Yes, but the hair on my chest is alarmingly enticing.   

Gatesy:  (Moneypenny) Oh, James!   

Yon:  (Bond) Miss Moneypenny. You're as attractive as you are... fourty.   

Gatesy:  (M) 007, listen carefully. Blah blah blah blah bomb, blah nuclear warhead,   

Yon:  (Bond) Yes...   

Gatesy:  (M) Blah blah blah bikinis, blah blah blah jet pack.   

Yon:  (Bond) Right, so kill all the baddies then.   
       
Gatesy:  (M) One more thing 007, Q has developed a new voice transmogrifier that  

             will disguise your voice to sound exactly like Elvis Costello.   

Yon:  (Bond) Why Elvis Costello?   

Gatesy:  (M) 'Cause Scod really, really, really wanted to.   
       
Yon:  (Bond) So, who's my target?   

Gatesy:  (M) Let me use the transmogrifier and tell you. This is my voice now...   

       
                        D#5                   Ab     G 
Scod:  (Elvis Costello) A disgruntled ex-president,   
                                Cm 
                Is becoming incensed.   
        `                 F                         Ab 
                About the focus shifting off of his cock,   
                     A#     D#5 
                Onto world events.   
       

                Ab 
Tripod:         He's causing all this trouble,   
                        A#                       D#5    Cm 
                From an underwater bubble in the sea.   
       

                Cm         Ab        A# 
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...   
                A#         Cm           D#5 
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...   
       
(spoken part)
( Ab G C5 G ) 
Gatesy:  (Clinton) It's time to release the ultimate weapon,   

   I will release Faith Hill's next eighty albums into the water supply.   

   Before you know it, the world will be wearing gold lame mini-dresses,   

   And look like some shaved rats in stilettos.   

   Once the world has become skankadelic,   

   No-one will care about foreign countries any more.   

   They'll all be looking at my jiz again,   

   I miss that.   
       
Yon:  (Bond) You're going to have to find someone else to look at your jiz again.   

Gatesy:  (Clinton) I thought you were Elvis Costello!   

Yon:  (Bond) I suddenly remembered my charlemagne   

Gatesy:  (Clinton) What?   

Yon:  (Bond) When you have a cigar up an intern, that represented all the skankiest  

        moments in human history. Question: Would you ever smoke that cigar?   

Gatesy:  (Clinton) No.   

Yon:  (Bond) Well, now I'm going to smoke you...   
       
   (Sounds of a gunfight)   
       
Scod:  Two, three, four!   
 
 
                Cm         D#5 
Tripod:         Die almost never,   
                F         A# 
                Nearly forever.   
                   Ab      A#                     Cm    D#5 
                Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today.   
       

                           Ab       A# 
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...   
                A#         Cm 
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...   
                Cm         Ab       A# 
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...   
                A#         Cm 
                Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh_________