Bm 
Y & S:       (Both start singing at the same time with different words)   
             
Scod:        Don't I start this?   
Yon:         No!   
Scod:        No, you do! Oh yeah, sorry. My fault.   
Yon:         You can join in if you want... but don't fuck it up.   
 
            Bm                                    D 
Yon:         They say that if you try, you'll achieve your dreams,   
                              Em 
      But who will pay the price in between?   
                   F# 
Tripod: Glu-glung, glu-glung, glu-glung, glu-glung,   
                  Bm 
         Glu-glung glung glung!   
       
Gatesy: That's pretty good.   
      Bm                          D       
Gatesy: You'd hope that being family was enough,   
                            Em 
      But circumstances can be tough.   
                   F# 
Tripod: Glu-glung, glu-glung, glu-glung, glu-glung,   
          
      Glu-glung glung!   
                      G 
Scod:        You have to choose,   
                         A(let ring) 
      And one of you must lose...   
         Bm                  D 
      On the world of Transformers,   
                          Em 
      The man Transformers are in charge.   
              F# 
Tripod: You never hear about,   
                      Bm 
      The lady Transformers.   
            Bm                          D 
Yon:        But they do exist, and they often come...   
                           Em 
      ... in pairs, not "come"...   

Yon:        I don't mean...!   

Gatesy: They exist!   
      F# 
Y & G:  Exist, exist, exist, exist!   
                 G 
Tripod: The sisters' names,   
                           A (let ring) 
      Are Weapontron and... Kate?   
                      G 
      And through this game,   
                               A 
      Their love has turned to... hate?   
                        D 
      When you're a Transformer,   
                                 A 
      You will see that some things never change.   
                  G 
      They might re-arrange,   
                A 
      Into a car, a truck, a plane.   
                     D 
      But if you're Weapontron and Kate,   
                     A 
      You might not have so much luck,   
                     G 
      You might not turn into a truck.   
         F#                      Bm 
      How does a Transformer get ahead,   
                A                        D 
      When the thing they turn into is fairy bread?   
      Bm                          D 
Yon:        Weapontron and Kate had to find a skill,   
                                 Em 
      Because they couldn't fight or kill.   
              F# 
Tripod: And their transformations,   
                          Bm 
      Weren't that much to see.   
      Bm                        D 
Scod:        But they had photographic memory,   
                        Em 
      And lots of mental energy.   
                F# 
Tripod: And so they entered,   
                            G 
      A Transformer spelling bee,   
                          A 
Scod:        Which caused sibling rivalry.   
 
            (Scod plays Em Bm throughout the spelling bee) 
 
Gatesy: So, young sisters! It is down to you two. You have beaten all the  

      other pissweak Transformers, including the formidable one that turned  

      into a doughnut - Doughnutron.   

         Weapontron, spell "Xerox"!   
       
Yon:        Xerox. Triple-Z...   

Gatesy: (Buzzer noise)   

Yon:        No, no, no, no, no! X... Z...   

Gatesy: (Buzzer noise)   
       
         Okay, you are out of the game. If Kate wins, there certainly will be  

      Something for Kate.   
       
         (To audience) I wrote that one!   

Scod:        He insisted that joke go in.   

Yon:        There was no time to stop him!   

Gatesy: They don't give these jobs to monkeys.   
       
         Kate! Spell "haemorrhoids"!   

Yon:        Haemorrhoids. H... M...   

Gatesy: (Buzzer noise)   

         Wrong! But in order for this song to make sense... Kate, you win!   
                      D 
Tripod: When you're a Transformer,   
                                 A 
      You will see that some things never change.   
                  G 
      They might re-arrange,   
                A 
      Into a car, a truck, a plane.   
                     D 
      But if you're Weapontron and Kate,   
                     A 
      You might not have so much luck,   
                     G 
      You might not turn into a truck.   
         F#                      Bm 
      How does a Transformer get ahead,   
                A                        D 
      When the thing they turn into is fairy bread?