pickin bit for D: (To be played everytime it says D!!)

                      E -------------------------------- | 
                      B -------------------------------- | 
                      G ----6-------6-------6-------6--- | 
                      D --7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7- | 
                      A 5-------5-------5-------5------- | 
                      E -------------------------------- | 


                        Verse 1:

                     D
            we're goin muff diving, we're goin muff di-i-ving


            we're goin muff diving, we're goin muff di-i-ving


                        Chorus 1:

                     G                               G
            tooooooooooday-ay-ay, I'll dive your muff baaaay-bay-ay-ay

            A                   G              D
            licky left, licky right, licky up the backside


                        Verse 2:


            we're goin muff diving, the saliva is risin
            we're goin muff diving, we're goin muff di-i-ving


                        Chorus 2:

                     G                               G
            tooooooooooday-ay-ay, I'll dive your muff baaaay-bay-ay-ay

            A                    G                D
            licky left, licky right, licky up the shite pipe


                        (verse 1)

                        (chorus 1)


                        Outro:

            D
            do you want me to dive your muff?

more info: this song was written at around 7am at the end of a nightshift and start
of an early shift at the Shell Petrol Station in Elderslie, Scotland
by Ray McCartney and Martin O'Neil