intro = E5
E5                  E5
Dogs are barkin', birds are chirpin'
    E5                       E5
the only thing better is if I were squirtin'
        A5                          E5
there's no one here to love on me today
         F#5   A5         E5
for the maidens on holiday
         F#5   A5         E5
yeah the maidens on holiday

verse 2= i'm a sorry sorry knight in a horrible castle
         hopin' to avoid certain societal hassles
         but i know what they say, that i ain't made of clay
         for the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holiday

bridge=
F#5
I ain't nothin' but chivalrous
B5
ain't never been nothing nasty between us
F#5
she knows where she stands
B5                 A5              
on the heart of a broken man

         E5
verse 3= it's gonna be bad no matter what
         so i might as well go on ahead and act like a butt
         any old way, hey i'm still gonna pay
         for the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holiday

there ya go - super fun to sing like vic !!!!!!!!!