intro
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g   ~~~  ~~~  ~~~  ring tell fade
d--(b9)---(b9)---(b9)---- - 7X8----12X4---5X4---------|
a--7----7----7------  5------10-----3-----------|   X1
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                       after "celebrity gossip" is screamed

   chord production
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G-----------------------------------|
D-7---------------------------------|
A-5--------3--------5---------------|
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  D5       F5      G5


 D5                         F5               G5
Have you read the papers and heard the s**t they say?
 D5                         F5               G5
Everything I don't want to know, will we be blown away?
 D5                         F5               G5
See, nothing really matters just who is f**king who
 D5                         F5               G5
Nothing that affects our lives, nothing about me or you

chorus:

D5
Biased f**king bulls**t
F5         G5
No I don't give a s**t
 D5
Celebrity f**king Gossip
F5         G5
You are full of it
 D5
Right wing propaganda
F5          G5
You give me f**king doubt
D5
Bleeding heart agenda
D5      F5      G5
What I f**king read about

D5                          F5         G5
You sit and watch the drama as they numb your brain
D5                         F5               G5
They take you f**king mind and flush it down the f**king drain
D5                       F5          G5
If this is what is news then I don't give a s**t
D5                        F5              G5
Just let them be clueless, just let me abort the skit

repeat chorus